Yup, that’s me, slobbering away on a big ol’ man-popsicle while being penetrated in both holes. You might be wondering how I ended up in this situation.
So let’s go back to the very beginning. Kanobitch, or Doth Mother Know You Sucketh Cock Behind Her Back, is a nukige starring one Katagiri Mai, a university student who’s made some serious changes in her life: she used to be chubby and wore glasses, but after going on a diet and buying a pair of contacts, she’s now finally rocking that unmistakable big tiddy JAV actress look. The other main character is Ryousuke, her childhood friend and an otaku who, you guessed it, has had a crush on Mai since they were young (she’s also into manga, games, etc.) but couldn’t quite work up the courage to tell her. So far so formulaic, but don’t worry, things get saucier.