[Review] Bitch Rich Party – Gyaru Ojou-sama no Tonogata Ikinuki Keikaku

ビッチリッチパーティ!~ギャルお嬢様の殿方イキヌキ計画~https://vndb.org/v23313 Depressed? Failed your exams? The wife left with the kids? The Game of Thrones finale sucked? Not a problem! Karina and her faithful maid, Izumi, will make all your…

[Review] KanoBitch – Kanojo ga Bitch ni natta Riyuu

カノビッチ~彼女がビッチになった理由~https://vndb.org/v22008 *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that’s me, slobbering away on a big ol’ man-popsicle while being penetrated in both holes. You might be wondering how I ended up in…

[Review] Bravely Second: End Layer

ブレイブリーセカンド エンドレイヤーOpening Okay, so imagine playing a classic turn-based Final Fantasy game and there’s this boss that’s giving you a hard time. But then you go ZA WARUDO and shove…

[Review] Ryoshuu Ichiba – Wana ni Hamerareta Elf no Onna Shoukou

https://vndb.org/v6688 虜囚市場~罠に嵌められたエルフの女将校 Look, I know I could’ve played the new Valkyria Chronicles game and had a grand old time winning wars and the like, but then, like a bolt of…

[Review] Tales of the Abyss

テイルズ オブ ジ アビスOpening Despite its severe issues with backtracking and overall pacing, Tales of the Abyss is still, I would say, one of the most consistently enjoyable and well-made…

[Review] Tales of Legendia

テイルズ オブ レジェンディアOpening Its strange cocktail of likable, well-developed characters, tedious gameplay, a unique setting and a number of baffling design decisions make Tales of Legendia probably one of the…

[Review] Tales of Symphonia

テイルズ オブ シンフォニアOpening / Alternate Opening I found Tales of Symphonia to be an excruciatingly dull game and regret every second I wasted on it, hoping it would eventually get better.…

[Review] Tales of Destiny – Director’s Cut

テイルズオブデスティニー ディレクターズカットOpeningTrailer (Director’s Cut) In 2006, Tales of Destiny (the second entry in the series, released a couple years after Phantasia) received a gorgeous-looking remake exclusively for the PS2, and…

[Review] Jingai Makyou – Fantastica of Nine / Riders of Darkness

塵骸魔京 ファンタスティカ・オブ・ナイン 塵骸魔京 ライダーズ・オブ・ダークネス Remember how Makimoto wasn’t actually given her own route in the main VN despite the fact you could almost see the words “potential heroine candidate” painted…

[Review] Subarashiki Hibi – Furenzoku Sonzai

https://vndb.org/v3144 JP title: 素晴らしき日々~不連続存在~Opening Wonderful Everyday, or: A Zero Gravity Dance of Happiness and Despair. Well, I’m still trying to process everything I’ve just experienced. Subarashiki Hibi, or Wonderful Everyday, as…